To Write or Not to Write?

The title of this post(though it may seem to be just another cliched spin off of another cultural adage..) truly reflects the state of mind I'm in right now..

While battling in general with questions of self-assurance an worth and finding the answers ever evasive , I was once of the opinion that i would have to shave my head and live on a mountain somewhere in solitude until the answers came pecking at my brain like the lingering memories of my mother waking me up in the morning...however..is this really how it's supposed to be done?We(as in all of man/woman kind have worked for so long...to establish the current social system...why then does our establishing our place in it involve quintessentially leaving it?I understand the need for outside perspective but why are we unable to just look at the established social order and see our position in the food chain?

Is this blog taking a drastic turn(for the worse you think?)and am i going to turn into soccer-atheist?I don't really know at this point of time...meanwhile...take some time off..help me decide...is doing bad for the sake of a good bigger picture ok?

Brb...seriously

For those of you who feel their lives crumbling away without my daily dose of stupendous wit and humour.Never fear...I will be back(go terminator!)...tommorow?

not had the urge/will/inclination to write really...the lazy bone is developing(lay off that milk!)...however i think i shall go in for some stunting steroids and see how that works out..

Until that fine day...(ie...tommorow...no...seriously...)...Adios!

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Scene 1 - I meet the Big Bad World

I was thrown out.Yes I was.Everyone is.Eventually.I did take a little longer than most,but I'm out finally and I'm happy.I'm all alone on X1.My parents dont care for me, and I'm free to do what I want,to roam where I want to and to make something of myself.
I have to admit.It was a little hard at first.But now im gradually warming up to the idea.I wonder though,if maybe there is another world out there where twerps actually care for their children always.Does some kind of a lasting tie-up exist between beings of the same family on some other world?You probably think I'm crazy right?
I walked along the road to the little Sement factory.Theres always work there.Old ScumBag is a jolly good twerp and he could always use extra hands,so I'm thinking maybe I'll work at the factory for a while,make me some money and then move on.You know...up the ladder or wherever it is....I'm thinking this and walking, when suddenly my world goes dark...

The 'Prince of Pot'

Yes,That is what you think it is....(I'm thinking a joint?)










You gotta love this guy.Marc Emery is Canada's prince of pot.And he wants to spread the word.Like a potty Jesus you see?Yes...my children...Pot is good...Apparently, seeds mailed by this prince have grown 2.2 billion dollars worth of pot.The FDA probably had a very hard time catching upto him coz he did this so openly eh ?He says hes willing to be extradited to the US if only one count of trafficking stands(and in all probability he'll see the inside of a jail cell by August).Crime my friends....has never been so noble...

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Free Borders

It has long been my view that borders as they stand today are a disgrace to the fundamental human right that mankind has to roam the earth(unopposed).

It is understandable,nay neccessary even that all countries today have borders.That much I am willing to concede.What I clamour for is a time when every human being is free to roam the earth,to visit any country and to settle down where he/she feels comfortable.Wouldnt this solve a lot of problems plaguing the world today ?

I understand,like all cynics out there that this would also create as many problems.Looking at it in the long term though I think even the cynical mind must embrace the beauty of this ideology.Maybe this is the start of something.Maybe it isn't.I stood up and I hope I've been counted.

The adventures of Psonmi

Beginning of a new series of stories whose protagonist is Psonmi(piss-on-me).A (hopefully) fictional boy who lives on an entirely fictional world(it's in my mind you see?)

More about this world..

Psonmi is a native of X1,one of many worlds his kind inhibat in their particular galaxy,called the cadbury galaxy.Psonmi is a twerp,who to an outsider would be pesky little man like creatures whose vocal frequencies are almost similar to those of a hummingbird.

X1 is inhabited by a lush variety of flora and fauna,which i will introduce you to later and also by some things which the twerps havent discovered(which obviously i cannot introduce you to)..It is a world that is constituted of 3/4ths petroleum and the rest is dry desert.There is as such only one large landmass and this is weighed down by the twerps and their friends.

Time is of little value on X1.People scurry around to do whatever they want to whenever they want to and yet somehow seemingly, everyone seems to get by...

Hooked yet?No?Yes?Well...whatever your answer is,watch this space for more...

Me...Roman

I imagine myself right now.As a roman soldier.Ooh..This is itchy...

Someone walks up to me and says:"General!The front is not holding up to well.."I think to myself..."How did he know?" and then i say(shout actually in a rather more manly tone than what i can normally produce):Send in the reinforcements while always thinking to myself,why must all these men die in vain?All because some guy called Caesar(apparently one of the greatest emperors of all time(The Roman Chronicle etc etc...),sounds more like a name suitable for salad dressing if you ask me...)says we must win him glory on the battlefield.I mean what kind of *%$^#^#)^* is that?

Things still itchy...god ...damn these androgynous tailors...anyhow...I've gotto go now...

And so ends our valiant(yes I'm still talking about me,don't snigger) general's story.He died soon after.I believe his(my) last words were...ooh...This really is itchy...

Run for your Wife!

This is sure to be a ball of laughs!Try being there...

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