Ok , so some classes are really boring and well....u want to...nay ...u need to skip them....well...how do those wonderful friends of your's who take your place do...is it blind courage....skill or a mix of both...
to date...i feel and hopefully this will hold true for at least two weeks , i feel you need a mix o both skill and courage to perfect this art which can go wrong in oh so many ways...
Lets divide this lesson into four bits.
1.The setup
Choose a good place to sit in.You shouldn't be too visible to the teacher or too far out.
2.The first hit
ok...so I'm referring to each roll call as a hit...the first hit(could be either your's or a friends).take it nice and easy.make your voice sound small and pitiful(unless it already is , well then you don't have to be ashamed of it).
3.The shift
Shift your place quickly!
4.The second hit
Repeat first hit , in a different position(don't get any funny ideas here).
voila...
you've done...
NOTE PLEASE: any foreseen consequences as a result of persons following the guidance of this article shall not be the responsibility of the author.
Have fun.Hail Proxykai( samurais..).
P.S. Name of the article based on the art of war by sun tzu....
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